Michelle, I don’t regret

Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they… Continue reading Michelle, I don’t regret

I feel like a jigsaw

I’m really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure… Continue reading I feel like a jigsaw

Doomsday Devices

There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. I’ve been there.… Continue reading Doomsday Devices

Oh, how awful

Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?… Continue reading Oh, how awful

Adaptive Vs. Responsive Layouts And Optimal Text Readability

Responsive web design offers us a way forward, finally allowing us to design for the ebb and flow of things. There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available,  but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly. Him fowl divided. Lesser which… Continue reading Adaptive Vs. Responsive Layouts And Optimal Text Readability

Paper by FiftyThree

Paper is where ideas begin. It’s the easiest and most beautiful way to create on the new iPad. Capture your ideas as sketches, diagrams, illustrations, notes or drawings and instantly share them across the web. Download “Paper by FiftyThree” from the App Store.