Really?! The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public… Continue reading Actually, that’s still true
Belligerent and numerous
I usually try Can I use the gun? I wish! It’s a nickel. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Why would I want to know that? So I really am important? How I feel when… Continue reading Belligerent and numerous
Michelle, I don’t regret
Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they… Continue reading Michelle, I don’t regret
I feel like a jigsaw
I’m really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure… Continue reading I feel like a jigsaw
Doomsday Devices
There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I’ll rest easier not knowing where they are. I’ve been there.… Continue reading Doomsday Devices
Is the Space Pope reptilian
You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Why would I want to know that? No, I’m Santa Claus! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made… Continue reading Is the Space Pope reptilian
Oh, how awful
Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?… Continue reading Oh, how awful
Adaptive Vs. Responsive Layouts And Optimal Text Readability
Responsive web design offers us a way forward, finally allowing us to design for the ebb and flow of things. There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly. Him fowl divided. Lesser which… Continue reading Adaptive Vs. Responsive Layouts And Optimal Text Readability
Web Design is 95% Typography
Responsive web design offers us a way forward, finally allowing us to design for the ebb and flow of things. There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour, or randomised words which don’t look even slightly. Nulla elementum risus quis risus… Continue reading Web Design is 95% Typography
Paper by FiftyThree
Paper is where ideas begin. It’s the easiest and most beautiful way to create on the new iPad. Capture your ideas as sketches, diagrams, illustrations, notes or drawings and instantly share them across the web. Download “Paper by FiftyThree” from the App Store.